THE MUFFIN BLOG

The Pet Present  My alarm clock beeped 7:00. ''It's my birthday!'' I screamed dashing down stairs. Before I could scream again my Mom and Dad started singing happy birthday. But before I could thank them my  dad put 100$ in the palm of my hands and told me to cycle to the pet store and get any pet I wanted.  I was dazed. I've never had a pet before. As I dashed out the door I yanked my bike off it's rack and rode as fast as I could and soon arrived at the pet store.  When I burst open the door  I was amazed at what I saw: a blood red snake. And I knew that we would be best friends.  

THE BATTERIES I was about to eat a baloney sandwich when I heard a shriek. I hurried outside but know one was in sight. Going to everyone houses I energetically asked them if anyone screamed in there house. There was one house left and I knocked on the door.  Waiting inpatient the door finally opened the women cried as she told me the story. She said her radio ran out of batteries. 

Imagination  Have you ever thought what goes on in your imagination? Well I know because I practically live there and it's awesome! Like yesterday I discovered an article in the newspaper that is presenting a statue in Wood Wind park. My imagination went to work. I imagined that a sith lord had a fight with Medusa. Wacky right. But then the deadly sith got out his blood red lightsaber and and tried to plunge it into Medusa. Then suddenly she turned and blasted him to stone with her snake hair. And now there's a sith dead stiff in Wood Wind park.   

100 wc #8 "Come on, come on!" I shouted. "When  will it start?" "Be patient, wait I got an idea lets remember the times of good things this year before the new year starts." "OK I got punched in the eye,broke my knee, I almost drowned in a pool,and got bit in the butt by a dog. "   "OK your year was pretty crappy but just think about my year. "I won the lottery, got thousands of treats this Halloween, and got a car for Christmas. "But tomorrow will be amazing and we'll celebrate your good luck!" "Fine,"I answered. And my sister and I watched the white fireworks with a crackling flame swimming towards the sky.  

100 wc week#7 My Life Is Hell ''Scram shrimp!''  Finally it was my time to run from those jerks. I dashed home faster than the speed of sound. When I got home I got my power popper ready to shot my enemy's if they ambushed me. As the door slammed behind me I knew they would be outside watching me like a pack of wolfs. Tomorrow would be hell again and I knew it. The next day was worse like I said. I got to school and guess who was there...them. They beat me to the ground like a potato getting mashed.And no one would help. 

THE GRANDMA POND T oday was like any day but when I past the paper boy wasn't yelling extra extra! He was on the ground crying! I walked up to him and asked whats wrong. He sobbed as he told me the story. ''My grandma didn't listen to her eye doctor and went to feed the ducks at the pond.'' And when she tripped over debris and fell in the pond.'' Her arms got stuck under some rocks and drowned.''  I tried to save her but but.'' ''It's okay now.'' I said  ''Thanks grandpa.

The Dog Scientist  Last week I found out that my dog is a scientist. And I'll tell you how I found out.  I couldn't sleep last week because of all the noise going down in the basement. I tried putting a pillow over my head yelling at every -thing to just shut up. I was always sick because I get migraines and they make me throw up. I tried to go sleep in the closet. I guess my sister already had the same idea and was all ready in there.  I needed a place to sleep. Maybe the washroom was the best move but it was the WORST  Because of the vibrations from the tub. I went down to the basement to see what was going on and the dog was wearing glasses.