THE MUFFIN BLOG

THE GRANDMA POND T oday was like any day but when I past the paper boy wasn't yelling extra extra! He was on the ground crying! I walked up to him and asked whats wrong. He sobbed as he told me the story. ''My grandma didn't listen to her eye doctor and went to feed the ducks at the pond.'' And when she tripped over debris and fell in the pond.'' Her arms got stuck under some rocks and drowned.''  I tried to save her but but.'' ''It's okay now.'' I said  ''Thanks grandpa.

The Dog Scientist  Last week I found out that my dog is a scientist. And I'll tell you how I found out.  I couldn't sleep last week because of all the noise going down in the basement. I tried putting a pillow over my head yelling at every -thing to just shut up. I was always sick because I get migraines and they make me throw up. I tried to go sleep in the closet. I guess my sister already had the same idea and was all ready in there.  I needed a place to sleep. Maybe the washroom was the best move but it was the WORST  Because of the vibrations from the tub. I went down to the basement to see what was going on and the dog was wearing glasses.    

THE PURPLE  CROCODILE ' 'Professor professor!'' screamed Jack. "crocodiles at the zoo drank grape juice and turned purple!  This could be difficult replied the professor. The two opened the door and dashed to the zoo.  When they got there the crocodiles were purple  but they also looked more hostile. There teeth were red. that doesn't look good said the professor. Soon someone screamed,  Jack and the professor saw a scull with a has mat on the ground. Someone must have called the C.D.C and it looks like he didn't have a good time. Jack fainted. The croc started growled and looked twisted and attacked.